Sunday, September 23, 2007

FRANKFINN G-2 BATCH 2006-07


Hey guys….
Writing this poem was real fun….I appologise if it hurts you….please take all this as fun…..there’s no personal intention in writing anything bad about anybody….No Offence……OK……now read on…..and enjoy


All the characters, incidents, places and names in this poem are not fictitious and will bear resemblance with every person of G-2 Batch, place or incident dead or alive……


In 2006, a day came, 17 July
When to my past I said Good Bye

It was my first class at Frankfinn
Everybody was amazing and fascinating

Name of the batch was G-2
In which I was also thrown into

Now u better sit back and eat cassata
Coz coming up is G-2 batch student’s bio-data



Ye hai G-2 batch ka mewa
Guy is known as Abhay Sachdeva

Without her batch is not full
Talking about Anshul Dhull

Dole dekhne hai yaha aao,
Iski shirt utaro,
Or maze pao,
He’s Hasin Khan,
Mere khyal se ye hamesha rahega jawan

He’s too hot,
Girls just look at him and you’ll need a chill pill
Hunk is known as Dhruv Modgil

Sekhar, Sures, Bikram
Jaane kitno ko pakda,
Par end me jisko pakda,
Wo to Sapera nikla,
Or jisne pakda,
Wo hai Anisha Verma

Digisha
Cute, sweet plus thoda dhoka

The one and only sardar,
He is ameer Harpal

According to me, she’s the sexiest damsel,
Known as Aanchal

Girl like her, I’ve never seen
She’s Jasleen

She’s the most mysterious girl in batch,
Don’t know how she got with us attach,
But after this catch,
We got to know that it’s a mismatch,
That’s why from the group, she became divorcee,
She’s the famous Charu Joshi

Stand beside Ratika,
And u’ll feel as if you are 1 of the tallest being in India

A bag at back, thumb up for lift and a board saying “Anywhere”,
Really girl like Ranjana is rare

Any info about re-bonding if u need,
Just contact Avneet

Presenting our batch’s Tomboy,
Agar adha glass bear di to kahegi “Sirf adha glass, y?”,
Don’t dare to take panga with this miss,
She’s Alice

These 3 people put humor on test,
Presenting the good, better and best,
Hemant, Narendar and Ankit,
There company is really to be with

Her way of laughing makes me laugh,
She’s from Gadwali staff,
She’s really good looking and beautiful,
Ankita Pokhrial is her name in full

Now, I must say for this gal,
She’s one of my mysterious pal,
Most of the time she’s unexpected,
Vaishali is present in this packet

Next one is really different,
Look at her and you’ll know what I meant,
She’s surely different from rest,
Bhawna has got something, in class which is best

I won’t comment on her as I need to be quick,
This one is Nishu Kaushik

Tallest girl in class,
May be, even taller than me,
She is Arushi

Positive personalities in pair come,
They were Pratibha and Neelam

Jaise saath ho daaman or choli,
Waise hai Himanshi or Nidhi

Mobile is her life, Mobile is her zindagi,
Mobile se hamesha rehti hai chipki,
She’s Manasvi

He is shy and reserved,
“Gulabbo” ka inventor or,
Sonipat ka mahavir,
Indion Idol 3,
I m talking about Jagbir

Police wale ki chori,
Her name is Madhvi

Punjabi kudi,
Airhostess ki sister,
She’s Jatinder

Ladkio se bhi zyada hai ye famous,
So he doesn’t need an introduction,
Robin is the name of this spiritual person

Smart, handsome, dancer, actor
Next is Pushpender

In the end, Lippi and Shefali Entered,
I don’t know much about them,
For further details contact,
Hasin and Pushpender



I hope you have enjoyed that bio-data ride…
Now am describing the whole 1 year journey of Frankfinn………….here goes


Aviation was the first subject,
Rashima mam was the instructor,
After watching her, we were like “abe, ye hai teacher”,
Results were also not disaster,
We got to know every Aviation character,
Love those days when this was the atmosphere,
Rashima mam will always be remembered

Next one was PD,
Anjali Shukla mam was there to be,
She started giving assignments,,
And I started receiving consignments,
“Mera bhi kar dio yaar, mera bhi, mera bhi”,
sabke muh pe yehi line thi,
Anjali mam’s teaching was best,
A little hatke from rest

“Do chuhe the”,
“Khel rahe the”,
were the best words jo Rashima mam ne kahe,
and Anjali mam said,
“God bless u all, I pray”

Dheere dheere ek jaadu hua,
City square hamara dusra ghar ban gaya,
Singing, dancing, chatting, eating, drinking,
Kya kuch nahi kia,
Itni baar City Square gaye ki,
Reebok showroom ki receptionist ko,
Hasin se pyar ho gaya

6th September,
In Delhi Devils we enter,
Itni dhoom machai,
Ki agle din, I got fever

Is bich, Pooja ne entry maari,
Hasin ka dil tha khali,
Hasin ne socha bharlu apni jholi,
Par pooja bachchi nikli , bechari

Than grooming started,
Mam ka naam tak yaad nahi hai,
Mam thi itni classic,
She teached us how to eat from skin,
Kuch bhi kaho yaar,
But due to her teaching I became thin

Phir sealing aai,
Judai lai,
15 din tak no milna milana,
Saara schedule bigad dia hamara

December aaya,
Hasin or Abhay ka birthday laya,
Dono ne City Square me manaya,
Cake khake maza aaya,
Par dono me se kisine bhi gift nahi paya

First aid classes were amazing,
Sir ne kia first aid ka acha prachar,
But the only thing that we learnt was CPR

Next subject was hospitality,
Pooja Chauhan was the faculty,
Who had no teaching quality,
Her words were like as if she’s from Mangolpuri Community,
At night she go to party,
No doubt, her brain is empty,
She only acts good, but its a human tendancy,
But still, not a bad teacher,
A pilot is her husband, I think that’s a rumour

Abhay got selected in Jet,
And he really deserved it, I bet,
His farewell was at City Square,
“Good Bye” was in the air,
Digisha started crying,
But a great future for Abhay in front was lying

Tnt was taken by Mr.Lal,
Sahi me rab ka hai ye kamal,
Unhone kare kai sawal,
But alice ne kara bohot dhamaal,
Shuru me sir kehte the,
Fool ho tum sab all,
End me kaha,
For Aviation jobs tum sab ho best maal,
Shayari was also teached,
But to Hasin only it reached,
“Kuch to mil jaye labhe shiri se”
Hasin sunayega ise pura karke,
Sir shared a secret with 7 student,
Luckily that class, I also attend

Than Lippi ansd Shefali entered G-2,
At first I thought they were lallu,
But baad me pta chala,
Ye dono thi kisi pe lattu,
But ending kuch aisi hui ki.
I can’t tell u

Fidelio or Galilio ka pta hi nahi chala,
Kab aaye kab gaye,
Jaise kabhi shuru hi nahi huye

Ab baari aai swimming ki,
Ye wo time tha,
Jab friend me partition hui,
Coz timing badli,
Ladke pehle ladkia baadme aai
Sabse zyada bura mere saath hua,
Na jaane kaise mai bimar pad gaya,
Sabne swimming puri ki,
Or maine ghar par dawaiyaan li

Next to be taught was interview skills,
Purani teachers se mile,
It was like joy pill,
Bas grooming me problem hui,
Coz hume padhane aai nai chutki

Now came the festival of Commitment,
“I love him, I love him” were the announcements,
Anshul and Puneet, Pankaj and Anisha,
But the best were Sam and Digisha,
Also there was Mayank and Aanchal Mehta,
Sab basane me lag gaye apna home,
With a little help of orkut.com

Firse good bye ka time aaya,
As Dhruv or Anshul ko Jet ne bulaya,
Dono chale gaye,
Leaving us more akele,
Friends bikharte gaye,
Or yaadein chod gaye

At this time course was almost over,
But there was something uncover,
And it was Sam-Digisha ka chakkar,
I don’t know how to make,
I can only say they got “break”

For about a month, we all got separate,
Only me, Anisha n Hasin were looking like classmates,
Still, we three can be found at City Square,
Coz as it says, “Bunkers are here”,
In those days, Orkut was everybody’s contact number,
It’s cheap, quick and was having each of our group member

Than came Inflight Exposure,
Its surely a day to remember,
G-2 batch reunited,
Surprise was that, nobody knew that Charu and Harpal are also invited,
Me n Hasin reached Frankfinn at 10:30,
3 more batches were giving us company,
Pooja was also present,
And Hasin was given this present,
Waise for him, Gita mam was also like a present,
But the “chuda” in her hand said “I m not present”,
After this attendance,
Our signs were taken,
A deluxe bus, to G-2 batch, was given,
Hemant enjoyed the most, in this ride,
As Charu was sitting on his left side,
Hasin and Aanchal were busy in taking pics,
I think Hasin forgot that besides Aanchal there are many chicks,
I sat beside Nishu and Jagbir,
Nishu was telling me her Love Story,
So I started listening “Wo Ajnabee”,
But real masti to abhi shuru hone wali thi,
Coz Ankit or Narender ke dimag me pak rahi thi,
Ek khichi,
In dono ko bus driver ke pass jagah mili,
Or inhone masti shuru kardi,
Inhone jo music chalaya wo sunne layak tha,
Lyrics to lyrics, voice ne Himesh Reshammiya ko bhi haraya tha,
Airport pohonche,
Line banakar khade huye,
Jaise hi ticket haath me aai,
Mano sab Bill Gates ban gaye,
Also, No one knew anything about seating,
Still “Tera seat no. kya hai?” was everybody asking,
Than we entered airport,
But there was an hour to board,
Andar ghuste hi sab khane lag gaye,
Mano aaye ho sirf khana khane,
Mainwe to Pooja se baatein ki,
Ranjana, Avneet, Bhawna or Ratika ko company di,
“Kuch Piyega”,
Mujhe kone me lejakar pucha,
Jisne pucha, kya kahu uska naam,
Bas ye bta deta hu,
Rebonding hai uska kaam,
Than again our tickets were checked,
And into a bus, we were packed,
Plane me ghuste hi, window seat dhundhna was everybody’s aim,
Don’t know about others, but I won this game,
On my right, was Harpal and Jasleen,
On my left, through window airport can be seen,
But I think Hasin was more lucky,
He got seat near window and a pendulum like ladki,
As the plane took off, I started making video,
Par piche se airhostess aai or kaha “Band karo”,
Boys targeted airhostess,
And girls were saying “Flight Stewards are less”,
Bohot dhaansu tha mausam,
Snacks that we got was awesome,
Dekhne layak, besides airhostess, or bhi chize thi,
Like the magazine jo mujhe mili,
Usme ladkio ke kuch facts likhe the,
I know now you will ask “What were they?”
Flight ended,
We landed,
Sat in the bus and made our way to Rajouri,
And than started a new story,
Everyone was busy with their partner,
And I sat with Jatinder,
And it was really a chat to remember,
She’s cute, sweet and above all childish,
So, I also became kiddish,
We enjoyed a lot,
Till the time I heard “Stop”,
Mam told me to dance in front,
I said “Ok, here it comes”.
I danced on “Beedi Jalaile”,
And got the clap,
Also danced on “Tere Bina”,
Sung by the man in cap,
Than we reached Franfinn,
And got dispersed,
And this will be surely,
Always preserved


Only this was not the story,
I met many people who became my history,
Swati, Her friend Pooja, Komal, Sam filled my life which was earlier empty,
Chimi was also there,
But Hasin and Dhruv were taking her care,
Pooja, Ayushi, Ajay, Sushil, Alisha……names are miles to go,
Agar sabke naam likhne laga to tum kahoge “ruko ruko”


In the end some memorable moments::

Frankfinn aana,
Style marna,
Hasin ka ladkio ko ghurna,
Ladkio ka Hasin ko ghurna,
Dhruv ka mujhe lift dena,
Harpal ka rash driving karna,
Pooja Chauhan ka chillana,
Rashima mam ka padhana,
City Square jaana,
Photos khichwana,
Videos banana,
Fir unhe orkut pe lagana,
Parties me drunk ho jana,
Abhay ka presentation dena,
Dhruv ka Corsa se Santro lena,
Anshul ka delicate se very delicate hona,
Hasin ka komal ko paani dena,
Anisha ka Punjabi bolna,
Nishu ka jhagadna,
Mera class me dance karna,
Chimi ke chole dekhna,
Damsharats me dusre batch ko harana,
Receptionists pe secretly line marna,
Harpal ka turban na banana,
Suneet mam ka bhashan dena,
Kunal Kohli ka videos me nachna,
Hamara bhai-behan ko metro station pe milwana,
Party me Rajat or Gagan ka show dekhna,
Anshul ke papa ko Dharmendar bulana,
Or mummy ko Basanti bulana,
Hospitality ki classes bunk karna,
Lal sir ka secret sunke shock hona,
Mera City Square ka community banana,
CCD jana,
Hasin ka bill pay karna,
Momos khana,
Diet ka khyal rakhna,
Aanchal ka sweet se sweeter hona,
Prep 2 me GD karna,
Boyfriend day manana,
Wok in the Clouds me party karna,
Harpal or Charu ka jhagadna,
Charu ka hasna,
Alice or Vaishali ka kano me baatein karna,
Ankit ka aankh marna,
Alice ka har jagah apni behno ko lana,
Ladkio ka grooming karna,
Prep 2 ki CD na chalna,
Pantry ka “r” hatana,
Mera weight loose karna,
Robin ke pravachan sunna,
Ratika ko chutki bulana,
Mere pass har ladki ka number hona,
Jatinder ka Yemen ko German Bolna,
Birthday parties me jana,
Gift na lejana,
Sabka mera assignment copy karna,
Pushpender ka acting karna,
Sakshi mam ka mera interview lena,
Pehli baari money mineded kehna,
or dusri baar Pilot bana dena,
Rashima mam ke experience sunna,
Ranjana ka seduce karna,
Avneet ka rebonding karana,
Ankita ka hasna,
Shakti TV ko interview dena,
Uniform ki measurement dena,
Jasleen ka kapde pehanna,
Delhi Devils jaana,
RPM jaana,
Charu ka nachna,
Digisha ka dhoka dena,
Hasin ki gaadi karab hona,
Mera Jet ke interview me fail hona,
Sushil ka dance karna,
Narender ka Ratika ke bday pe dance karna,
Sam ka chillana,
Narender ka english bolte bolte hindi bolna,
Harpal ka “like” bolna,
Yo! China me khana khana,
Komal ka Hasin ke gale lagna,
Jagbir ka Indian Idol me jana,
Rashima mam ka hindi bolna,
Pratibha or Ranjana ka rona,
Anisha ka haste huye thuk faikna,
Hasin ka “How will they transport, hai?” kehna,
Avneet ka cell chori hona,
Ankit ka Urleen mam ko mischievious smile dena,
Bikaner jana,
Mera Hairstyle change karna,
Muh pe naya pimple aana,
Swimming me naha ke na aana,
Hasin ka Bangkok jana,
Pattaya beach ke kisse sunana,
Abhay ka “but” kehna,
Metro Station pe Hasin ka shoelaces bandhna,
Charu ki personaity me change aana,
Sabka orkut pe aana,
Ranjana ka “I live in Paschim Vihar” kehna,
Komal ka Hasin ko tight hug dena,
Hasin ka metro me recorded voice chalana,
Abhay ka “which colour” poochna,
Aanchal ka party me dance karna,
Anisha ka mera naam bhul jana,
Late hone par “Metro kharab ho gai thi” ka bahana marna,
Metro Walk jana,
Waha Surbhi ka milna,
Anisha ka photos delete karna,
Anshul ka chocolate ke liye pagal hona,
Dhruv ka anisha se maar khana,
Avneet ka “khizo” kehna,
Hasin or Lippi ka ____ karna,
Class ke samne aake introduction dena,
Chutti hona,
Aadha ghante niche khada rehna,
Anshul or Anisha ke umbrella lena,
Fir City Square jana,
Fir ghar jana,
But hamesha touch me rehna,
Or Friendship maintain rakhna


At the end, something about me,
Tall, dark and handsome,
Aisa kuch nahi,
I make people happy,
That’s my USP,
Most innocent,
Most intelligent,
Were some of my achievements,
Rashima mam made this comment,
I am helpful,
Anjali mam said so,
Pooja mam se mai door raha,
Isliye kuch tha hi nahi kehne ko,
Tu kabhi fail nahi hoga,
Lal sir said after applying his jaadu-tona,
In Prep 2, one of the most confident person,
With a good flow of english that everybody listens,
I can copy any actor’s dance action,
But Hrithik is an exception,
Before joining Frankfinn,
I was 5’8’’ and 74 kg,
And now I am in a new body,
5’9’’ and 60 kg,
Thin, slim with a little beauty,
This whole describes me completely,
But unfortunately,
Ek ladki ki jagah ab bhi hai khali,
Still I don’t worry,
Ladkio ke baad ab ladko ki hai baari,
Listen girls, 15 is the age for your eligibility,
You don’t have to be smart and sexy,
All I need is open-mind with beauty,
If interested, directly come to me,
Understanding me is not easy,
Successful and good human being is my dream to be,
Honesty is the best policy,
I always have this mentality,
At present not ready to mingle,
But shaadi ke baad,
Or shaadi se pehle,
I will always be single,
Coz my name,
And author of this poem is,
SACHIN SINGHAL




This is also a tribute to the Frankfinn institute who has taken so much and given us so much…………..best of which is


FRIENDS





CREATED AND EDITED BY –

SACHIN SINGHAL
( student of G-2 batch )